For Teh Lulz

Zui ai ni de ren she wo~~~~~~~~

2011-07-19T13:28:00.001+08:00

Dayyumm! I am currently addicted to this song.

EDMEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ironman Jv

2011-07-16T00:38:00.002+08:00

Just woke up after 6 hours of sleep.

Damn, I can say this is the first in my life, I become a real real nerd. Even nerded than nerd suppose to be. Since Wednesday till Friday 6.30pm, I only slept like around 5 hours due to studies and labs. I still can remember my longest sleep during that fukup period is on Friday around 2am to 4.30am which is only 2 and a half hours. Other than that, just only 10 to 20 minutes nap. Fml.

Btw, honestly, (fuck, here comes the sentimental jv) I had this weird feeling, donno how to describe this feeling, some sort of pure satisfaction kind of feeling, experience it after assisting my friends in doing their reports.

AND FUCK YEAH! DRAGON NEST HERE I COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

OMG OMG

2011-07-13T16:44:00.004+08:00

I OVERSLEPT AND MISSED MY LAB! DEM DEM DEM!!!!!!!!!
I hope I can replace it, or else I goin to cry like a baby girl. 5% of total CW. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

My life is really in mess now. Since Monday I didn't attend class, missed my test. Today, I woke up early to prepare for lab and I took my medicine. Then, I set my alarm both on handphone and PC with high volume to take a 20 minutes power nap. Then, the shit started.

Fuck.

Luckily yesterday, I was strong enough to see a doctor in zombie mode and asked for MC. And another fuck up thing happened I can't use my Shell Medical Card due to the fact that I am 21 above. Why am I 22 this year?! WHY! I have to pay rm50++ for the medicine. There goes my 1 week food allowance. T.T

Fuck the medicine, I almost bang a motorbike just now. I seriously dunno what happen, must be that cough and flu medicine made me high. Shit, I feel guilty, so sorry to that guy. I can proudly say that I still can drive well and even aware that there is an ant passing the road when I'm drunk, ask Agan if you don't believe. Fuck this medicine, no wonder during the old days I always heard people take cough syrup to make themselves high.

i-dono-wat-to-put-here

2011-07-07T04:24:00.007+08:00

Damn! that person prefer go somewhere else after bugging me like that.

Seriously, I didn't expect the outcome.

It is like, I am expecting that I have a 2" penis and then I open my pants. Out of the blue, I saw a 11" penis.

Holy Mother GEEEEZUSS!

My penis's turn its head and look at me and said "Surprise!!!".

don't ask me how it turns its head.

Diusday

2011-07-05T16:41:00.003+08:00

Today, really fukup. Can't sleep yesterday night, in dilemma. I admit myself not man enough to let her go. But, I can't forgive her. Dem! Jv should put all this madness to an end. Man up JV!

Today skip 2 classes. Too tired. But luckily I got the mood to go tutorial. At least the rasa bersalah kurang sikit. huhu.

And Today, I found something really fukup to the max. A GAY SHET on my car.

Dem, must be some trolls try do something funny. I saspek is that 2 guys in the living room. Seriously, the word "Love" on my car? It's like masturbating while looking at "lemon party". (don't google it, I warned you)

Happy Anniversary Jv

2011-07-05T00:29:00.003+08:00

5 years had past. Today's date is the day we first met. I still remembered it really well.

The day we started to communicate.

She asked me:"Can I lend your hand for awhile?"

I answered:"No problem, why?"

She twisted my hand and I fell down.

HAHA, I was a bit fragile when I was still in form 5, quite a small size boy. There are many who don't believe it due to my body size now. :P

From that moment, a relationship was formed.

Too bad, everything has ended due to lies.

Burink

2011-07-03T20:38:00.005+08:00

CIBAI LA, WHY TODAY SO SIBEH BORING. BORING TILL I FEEL LIKE DYING, BORING TILL SHIT OSO DUN WAN COME OUT. PUGIMA! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I CLICKED THE NEWPOST AND STARTED TO BLOG AGAIN! this proved that I have no life "again". no offence to other bloggers. different ppl, different view ma.

Hais. After gone thru a fukup period, I think my balls started to grow again. FM-previous-L. I FINALLY DARE TO ADD GIRLS IN MY FB! really fukup my previous life. Last time don't dare, if add 1 girl, 10 questions out. If add 10 girls, 100 questions out. CIBAI, can die 1 u know. FUHHH, I feel like I am masturbating for 10 freaking years, and finally ejaculated. The fuking pressure, climax all out. FUHH SIBEH SYIOK AHHHHHHH! dont jelly me.

kthxbai.

After a long long long hols..

2009-07-09T22:05:00.009+08:00

Finally,
a few weeks or months of "funs" and "sads",
I settled down.

Not much to blog about..
So.. I just sui pian blog about what happen last few weeks.

Last week on the 4th, went to Michelle's place somewhere in Tropicana City which is somewhere in PJ.
I drove there with my baby gen2. still looking good.. yeah!!
Oh ya, not to forget to mention that I didn't sleep the whole night (not just to mention,cuz this point got link to another point later.. )
So, Me so vry tired leh.. sibeh tired.. somemore you know (the "you" only apply to kl-ians,pj-ians,aya-anyone-who-got-passby-puchong-ther-la-ians.) puchong there always got stupid jam and heavy traffic.
So, super stress la, cuz I seriously don't like traffic jam.. vry the shit.

=

traffic jam is shit

Thank God!! I managed to reach there safely, still alive..
and still can Blog about this shit.

Since I was vry tired that time, Michelle's mummy gave me try a product, called Innergize! a product from Reliv.

This product really good lor.. u see a.. I still can stay awake for another one nite till 4am

anyone want this product just contact me, i will give u the details.

Actually, I went there is to celebrate for her Bday.
We were having BBQ that time, it is a pool side party.. quite fun actually.
These are some of the pictures.

3 Babes, from left to right, Darwina, Michelle the bday girl and Jerelly.

Owh.. these 2 guys forget their name. LOL..

I didn't enter the pool that night, I chat with 3 people.
1st is Darwina's bf Nick, 2nd is Kyle, 3rd is Elaine. Nice guys n girls.

Actually that day,5th of July, is also the day I first met Melissa, my lao poh.

Ffuuuu King Bad Luck

2009-06-03T05:50:00.002+08:00

Just now, Mel decided to go Starbucks to have our supper.
I don't understand, why she like Starbucks so much.
What is so special about Starbucks' coffees?

Just an-overpriced-coffee-which-makes-it-taste-sooooooo-good.

Paid rm50 for a Frapuccino, Java Chip, Marble Cheese Cake and an Ang-Moh-style-Karipuff.

Luckily not I pay... :P

Then go back.
Mel got my-grain so..
send her back to her hostel.
Me go find Hungker, Eric and Pitlord play red dots ( direct translation )

Ci the Bye..
I lost RM3.

Today match

Turkey vs Azerbajian

Bet on Turkey RM25 for the 1st half.
Then Bet RM50 again for the 2nd half.

Ci the Bye again!

The bookie cancelled the 2nd half bet.
So end up win RM25 only..

2nd Match

France vs Nigeria

Bet on France for RM50. France give 1 ball to Nigeria.
Ci the bye for the 3rd time.
France lose to Nigeria 1-0.

D#MNNNNN!!!!!
Home lose to an African team...
So the Ci Beeeeyyyeee!

Random

2009-05-19T10:35:00.004+08:00

I finish playing God of War in ma psp!!

ole ole ol...

oh wait....

Ffuuuuu!!!
no more games to play edi..

Depressed..
Lonely..
Boredom..

oh wait....

go

YESH! I'm lovin it~

Love poem

2009-05-16T14:05:00.006+08:00

Chatted v Debbie jus now.
Suddenly, we came up with a love poem.
LoL.
Vry spontaneous.

Rephrase and edit it bcome :

Boy: Honey, when you're smiling. My heart is melting.
Girl: You're sweet dear, I am happy as if I'm evaporating.
Boy: No! I'm crying as if it is raining!
I don't wanna lose you, my darling!

Haha..
Enjoy it~

Debbie and I are jz fren, so girls dun be sad. Lol.. joking~

For Teh Lulz on Pelak

2009-05-15T06:54:00.005+08:00

Warning! may contains dirty/smelly/babau/rude words..

Stupid birds open loud speaker "cip cip" there.
make me woke at 6.30am.
so Fuh King early.

Don't know why,
Don't know how,
Suddenly think about the politics in Pelak.
which I can relate to the bird chipping earlier on.

Politician 1 : Oi! my mami bought me new bicycle.
Politician 2 : My mami oso bought me new bicycle is better than urs. NUB!
Politician 1 : FAK YEW!!! me new bicycle got turbo.
Politician 2 : CHEE BYE YEW!!! WHY FAK ME!! ur turbo no use la.. like got 2 big snail sucking air oni.
Politician 1 : NA BEH DE! *take pepper spray* *spray on politician 2 eyes* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NUBS!!!
Politician 2 : ARGHHH!! MY EYES!!! CANNOT C!!! CANNOT C LENG LUI LIAO!! CHEE BYE U!!!
Politician 2's mother : OI! KINASAI. WHY SPRAY my son's eyes.
Politican 1 : dunno.. i oni show my bicycle alarm key only ma..

pepper spray also can say is a alarm key.

*PeeDeeRaMen search google*
*found fourdonutsmakemesick.blogspot.com*

PeeDeeRM : Wah seh.. budak ni.. berani giler barbie ya..

*Knock knock on my door*

Jv : Oh my hensem god!!
PeeDeeRaMen : Nape awak post benda yg bukan2 ye?
Jv : Sorry.. main main je bang..
PeeDeeRaMen : MAIN MAIN? cai, apa lu mau saya buat sekarang?
Jv : Err.. sorry bang, tak tau bang.. betul-betul tak tau bang...
PeeDeeRaMen : haiz.. lu cai buat gua manyak susa dtg lumah u..
Jv : Oh.. tak suruh u datang rumah saya pun.
PeeDeeRaMen : OI!! lu jangan berani lin si lin si sama gua ah! mau kena ISA ka?
Jv : sorry bang, manyak manyak sorry bang! tau mau kena o.. nanti bini saya tiada makan, anak tiada susu o..
PeeDeeRaMen : lu ah.. manyak cakap.. sampai gua sindiri pun haus suda sekarang.. U TAU AH?!
Jv : *!!!* opps! manyak solly bang! saya blanja lu minum kopi o.. ok bo?
PeeDeeRaMen : ok.. baru bagus la ini macam.. lu pigi kereta saya, letak berapa manyak kopi lu boleh kasi, di tepi tayar kereta. ok?

kopi is peedeeramen favourite drink

Some people may think, "Wah this guy got steel balls ah.. so dare write tis type of things ah"
Err..
But the truth is..
Most people only dares to talk in the internet, when they come out in Real Life.
Steelballs become marshmellows, press abit oni edi lembik!

dun sue me, i sked..

Stupid Exam Week

2009-05-14T07:37:00.008+08:00

Agghh!!!

All people started to count down, when they will finish their papers.
Bt..
I don't care about it anymore!

I only need to tahan for 1 week and 5 days.
B4 I go Miri to meet my most beloved.

I don't care bout exam anymore.

Later moral exam

IF I think about rubbish.

I will write R U B B I S H

IF I think about Teletubbies

I will write about Teletubbies.

IF I think about Lindsay Lohan

I will write about Lindsay Lohan

aw.. she's hawt..

IF I think about pokemon.

I will write about pokemon.

IF I think about sex.

aya! cannot write bout sex.. my OS no support porn.. Shi@t!!

Hot hot hot!!!!

2009-05-12T23:33:00.006+08:00

God! I cried.
It is hot I must say.

Jv turn into a Jedi,"May the heat be with you"

Yo Dawg! I heard u like the heat.
So that we scream,"FuK U SUN" in yo ears
So you can burn while u burn.

Jv turn into black: "Sup dawg! don't look me like that cuz I'm black!"

These few days the weather is so so so !$@%$$ hot!!

Actually it is not bad if we have hot sun
under

a
beach

with

Hawt Chicks~

pheewiiittttt~!

A movie shooting in Tronoh

2009-05-12T13:26:00.004+08:00

12pm just now,
I went to Tronoh to have my lunch.

Tronoh is a place located somewhere in between the highway from Ipoh to Lumut.
Where my university located too~

When entering Tronoh,
I saw a lot people gathering around 1 spot,
Car are not allow to enter.

So I went there to find out what is it.
Standing in one spot bside the a shop lot.

Neh.. you can the guy with white shirt waking towards the shop, beside the black thingy is Ah Niu, he wear the baju like Ah Pek, I think he acting in the movie too.

I did actually saw Ah Niu just in front of my eyes.
I think he was looking at me while talking to his crew.

In Ah Niu mind : "I think I just saw a potential actor"

Crew checking the camera.

In a pasar pagi scene.

Er.
Taken by Film Gear.

I try to find out what movie they are shooting.
And went around asking my frens.

Sue Jane said the title of the movie is got many chinese words one.

Oh okay..

Monday blues

2009-05-11T08:53:00.009+08:00

Woke up at 6.30am.
Slept the whole night.
I planned to wake at 2.00am to continue my study.

nerd cat is nerding

Sadly,
After chatting with my gf on the phone,
Started to have flu and fever.
So sleep lo.

So, juz now went to mamak tapau food for my breakfast.
I tapau-ed,
My all-time favourite roti,

Roti

+

Sardin

=

Roti Sardin!!!

Opps!! haven't open yet. paiseh.. :P

Okay~

It's morphin time!
Jv! Nerd-saurus!!

Cheng cheng!!

Poof~!!!!

Want to go back nerding again.

Jv, one of the mighty morphin power rangers.

Happy Mother's Day

2009-05-10T10:58:00.003+08:00

It is a day for my mother,
and your mother,
But, I didn't call her,
Only sms je,
Cuz, I very paiseh talk bout this punyer.

Edgar bagitau me that he called his mother.
But, I cooler,
Cuz, I tell my mum that I love her,
Because, it is hard to say these 3 words to ur own mother,

For some people la..
Especially me. :P

Study week. - SiBehCial version -

2009-05-10T03:16:00.008+08:00

IT IS CATURDAY!!!!

Today,
I woke up at 6.00am

Berus gigi, minum air, cuci muka.

Then.

Study.

study is seriuz business

After study for few hours,

My eyes suddenly become @@.

@@ eyes is scary.

Go back to sleep again want to have "sec" with my princess in my dream. :P

Then woke up again.
Went to Ipoh's Tesco there cut hair.

Then then..
Edgar, Debbie and me go Big Apple makan donuts.

Debbie got the coupon.
Buy 12 free 6.

So each of us plan to eat 4 pieces each.
and the free 6 donuts is for Gary.

Omg.
I ate 4 donuts and a half.

-.-

4 donuts and a half really make me sick.

I feel like my stomach got some kind of reaction.
4 donuts + H2O + CO2 + CB + KNN + CCB = i-dunno-wtf-is-it

In the other words,

My stomach is erupting like a Volcano.

But.
I phailed to erupt.

End up..
The 4 donuts and a half transform into something like chocolate cake.
and come-out like a dough.

Through

My arm look like the thing and the girl's thing.

Want to see that 4 donuts a half become a dough-like-thingy?

Ready?

Ready ma?

Ready la!!! Why close your eyes?

Aya.. Just open your eyes and see lar..

Sorry, I flushed.

You just got punk'd

ahakz!!

Ai yo yo!!!

My selipar Jipun cap S.U.N already putus.
No money to buy new pair. T.T
Tolong click click the ads.. so that I can buy a new pair of selipar jipun.

Haha.

This post maybe will be the last post for this study and exam week.
I have to start nerding already. @@

C ya soon in the next post.

5th day of study week -Punk'd Version-

2009-05-08T21:44:00.010+08:00

Few nights before.
I chatted with Mei Li.

I forget about the other thing that I chatted with her.
But, this is only thing that I remember.

Don't know why my mouth so itchy.
Say that..

Jv : "U know that, Debbie and I already couple?"

Debbie has brown face but white body.

Mei Li (with her monkey laugh) : " Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaa!!"

monkey laugh is funny

Jv : " Really.."
" I accidentally kissed her "

" and said I love you "
" Debbie reply that she love me too "

Mei li still look like she doesn't believe.

Actually I planned just to let Mei Li called Debbie. Then Debbie will tell out the truth that she been punk'd.

That time, I left my room and headed to the cafe.
I met Debbie there.
Told her bout this.

But then.....

Debbie

her head ter-grow 2 tanduks.

also want to cheat Mei Li that we're couple edi.

So start lor..
Debbie act like she is scare and scold me cuz I told Mei Li.
Say, don't tell anyone.. especially Gary, cuz later Gary marah me..

Finally~
Mei Li believe!

Me and Debbie was like
LOL!!! wakakakakakakakaka!!

Debbie : " ngo ngo ngoooo~!! "

Jv (carrying Debbie) : " yeah.. She laugh like a pig"

Best thing tonight that we're not fighting~

Aiks..
Secondhand Serenade : Fall for you terkeluar pulak.

Ok.
Back to topic.
Best thing that night is, Mei Li actually sent a message to Debbie said that.
"Congratulation JV~"

Hi Mei Li, I bet u're reading this.
Sorry didn't thx you that night.
Cuz.
I was busy laughing!

Mei Li.
Thx U! for congratulating me..

and..

YOU JUST GOT

4th day of study week

2009-05-07T18:55:00.009+08:00

It is

6.50am in the morning.
Same as yesterday, can't sleep.
I think bcome Batman liao.

Cheng! JV bcome a Batman!

I was helping my girlfriend to do her a cause and effect essay about Landslide.
9 paragraph, minimum 700 words.

Seriously, I don't like essay.

Spent around 1 hour finding info about landslide in the internet.
So, started to do the essay.
Then after the 5th paragraph,
Morning liao, I bcome sleepy.

Cheng! Jv bcome a normal err.. boy or man? man la.

But.
Out of the Blue..
3
2
1

KABOOM!!!

Cheng! Jv bcome an oldman.

So, I decided to go Bukit Kledang there makan DimSum.

B4.
Go Bank take money.
Cuz, wa bo lui~

Picture taken just outside the Bank.
My baby Gen-2 is in the picture too~

My xin yang yang wan to drink tea in the morning
When...
I'm in Oldman mode.

oldman mode is nice, i like

3rd day of study week

2009-05-07T04:57:00.008+08:00

Thx Edgar and Debbie for buying me 3 donuts.
The top 3 big apple donuts that I love.
Allien vs Predator, Cheese (forget what it called) and Monalisa.

and.

Thx for not buying four donuts.

Tonight-ed match.
Chelsea vs Barcelona.

I wanted Barcelona to win the match.
Was frustrated throughout the whole game cuz some players were fouled without committing any foul.
Especially Abidal case.

It is already 90 minutes. Vry vry frust, stress, tension, panic,monkey face.. etc.. U name it.
The 93rd minutes.

Wee~!!!!
Iniesta scored a goal.
I scream like nobody business same goes to Kit Lung, Gary and the others in mamak.
Left William who is a Chelsea fan and other Chelsea fans, tiam-tiam and face turn into monkey-face.

Monkey with monkey face: "Owh my gawd~!!"

2nd day of study week

2009-05-05T23:27:00.009+08:00

It was 7am in the morning,
Still the same morning. Couldn't sleep.
So, decided to call Debbie and Edgar to go makan dimsum for breakfast.

Night.
We're having our CSS farewell dinner for 3 css seniors and 1 jemputan khas senior.

from the right Hillary (not graduating, terambik his face), Willon, Azmil, Matthew and James.

James giving his farewell speech.

Willon, suda high akibat Bear Beer.

Our super-senior! Matthew.

Matthew the Rush King, RMS King, Moginum King, apa-apa King la.

Group hug~

Mildred err.. err.. Se.. (sh|t it is hard for me to say the sexy out) Naughty, Bitchy Queen. lol

After the dinner, Top right = Me, Debbie, Edgar, From bottom right = James, Mildred

Gud luck to the 4 seniors.

monyet tu, macam muka si Debbie.

1st day of study week

2009-05-05T04:06:00.008+08:00

Hmm..

Study week just began, and I haven't started study.. :P
Today, Lee woke me up at 2.30pm..
"Jv.. Jv.. wake up.. come do quiz.."

I still blur blur.. (1st time using Adobe Photoshop CS4)
Yeah.
Today we have our online MicroElectronics online quiz.

Afterthat,
I went to Taman Maju with Debbie and Edgar to develop our CSS (Catholic Students Society) photos.

We planned to go 7-11 to buy Slurpee.
Tapi, malang-nya I took the wrong turn, and all of us decided to go Batu Gajah to have our dinner.. :P

We decided to go makan at Pizza Hut.
So..
We makan la..

Makan punya makan.. Tetiba ada 1 bowl of mushroom and 1 piece of breadstick left.
Actually that leftover food is Debbie punya..
She lin si said that she don't want to makan as banyak as us.
Admit it la Debbie.. U tu gumuk liao la~

So..
We decided to play rock, scissors and paper.
Then, we play choose choose lo..
Akhirnya, sup pun habis liao.

But..
I rasa boring nie.
So decided to..

Cut the breadstick into 4 pieces and add some extra cheese.
Yummy~

Then.. Put a lot amount of tomato sauce..
Yaksssssss..

Then, put some black pepper..
and add pepsi..
Seriously.. It taste vry vry sux!!!
Macam itu Tahi tambah gula tambah tomato tambah cheese tambah air kencing tambah tahi lembu tambah guiness stout tambah hingus b@b|.. Macam macam ada la..

Debbie's expression after makan the custom-made breadstick.

Ahak!

Aunty, Uncle, don't worry, We take care Debbie as our sister, Edgar and I didn't teach her bad stuff such as basah, dua biji and tiupan cinta.

Night with ma friends.

2009-05-04T04:27:00.006+08:00

Went to mamak having supper with Steven, Simon, Zeus and Gary at Ameeth.
Chat about how to kao lui..
Cuz Simon don't know how to kao lui..

So, we taught him. ngek ngek.
Simon asked," Eh Gary, how to kao ah.. ?"
Gary said," I dunno eh, U ask Jv la.."
Jv joked," Hmm.. 1st of all, ni qi jing zhe kan kan ni di yang zhe sian..(u go c the mirror c ur face 1st)"

Every1 started to LOL..

Then, makan abis liao.
Plan to go home,
But....

Simon tiba-tiba his kuku vry gatal wan go drink beer.
Hmm.. so everyone agreed..
So we went to a mamak shop (nt muslim ponya mamak) hav a drink lo..

Here is da pictures~

From the left, Gary, Steven, Me and Zeus
Simon not in.. Cuz he go TFK in toilet.

After, Simon TFK..
Kam sau face.

From different angle.

One of the mamak who helped us to take our photos.
And
He requested take a picture of himself.

lol.

For teh lulz.. :)

Aunty,uncle don't worry, Gary didn't drink.

One of the most hectic day of my life

2009-05-03T16:41:00.010+08:00

I didn't slept the night b4.
And I have to go to the v5 futsal court at 7.30am to do some minor adjustment.

Our event banner.

The futsal court b4 the event.

A Sabahan team participating the tournament.

I felt very tired.. cuz not enough sleep mar..
so around 12pm.
I asked permission from the head of department to go back n take a rest.. but have to come back at 3pm..

Sleep punya sleep..
Woke up at 3pm, but then.. i felt my nose-shit from sticky mucus become something-that-flow-like-water mucus. and my body become hotter.. (yeah i'm hot.. lulz!)

So,i skip lor..
then tidor balik..

Then then, Tiba tiba I felt ok liao..
so send that Teh Mei Li to train station, cuz she miss home so much.. until want to cry n ter-berak..

After, went to church with Debbie..
then go makan in Kenny Rogers with Debbie, Gary and Edmund..

Yeah!!

Wolverine!!
Damn nice weh the movie..
Super recommended to watch it..

Then then..
We go Oldtown to have a supper..
Pas tu.. Go back lor..

Then then..
On the way back.. Edgar msg-ed me.. asked me to go minum..

so. i agree lor..
We went to a mamak which got sell beer..
Have a bottle of

Tiger Beer, one of my most preferred beer!

San Miguel Light, i only drink this when i back to my hometown.
I don't like beer, cuz it make me full due to the gas I guess..
I prefer liqour than beer.

Then reached my hotel..
Aiks.. hotel pula.. hostel around 4.30am.
I still couldn't sleep, so I watch Dragonball : Evolution!! which I just downloaded. :P

then.. sleep around 6.30am..

My mamak friend

2009-05-02T05:59:00.009+08:00

It was 5am in the morning,
I couldn't sleep..

At 7.30am later, I have to go the v5 court to in-charge for the futsal opens event.
So, I decided to go mamak have my breakfast.

b4 reaching Ameeth's mamak.
I stop at shell station to fill petrol.

I fill rm10 only, cuz wa bo lui.. keke

Then,
Reach mamak.. Get out of my car,
The cook from our university's mamak called me
"Chai! Wah, wei se me na mo chao jiu qi mamak zhe ah?"
I answered,"Haha, bu dong wo, Wo you problem yao sui jiao"

( sorry, my pinyin vry bad :P)
In engrish.
"Chai, why so early come mamak eat ah?"
"Haha, I dunno la, cannot sleep"

I makan magee goreng + telor mata and white coffee panas kecik..
Vry syiok, no wonder old people always bangun awal go makan breakfast.

+

Then,
I makan and drink and makan and drink while listening to TBO (Tamil Box Office)
Actually some song not bad leh.. =)

After makan and drink and listening to TBO liao, I go pay lo.
Then the cook from our university's mamak asked the cashier not to accept my moneh.
Me so paiseh, kept insisting that I wanted to pay.
But then, I phailed.
The cook from our university's mamak blanja me makan.

He is such a nice guy.

Regarding on what happened earlier just now around 10.30am at mamak too,
my friend Mugilan (an indian) greet me very well.
And it bring up the curiosity of <<>>
<<>>asked," How come u close to everyone de.. u like with every race oso vry friendly."

I think it is normal to have friends from different kind of races. Malay ka, Indian ka, Chinese ka, Kadazan ka, Iban ka, etc ka.. All is the same.

It is because

and
Everyone is

I Phailed

2009-05-02T00:49:00.002+08:00

Few days ago, I went to mamak to have my lunch.

Then I met a mamak who is a cook from my university mamak.
Yeah, a mamak eat in a mamak stall.

At 1st we started to talk in bm. Then he suddenly asked me whether I can speak chinese.
I said ok. Then....

He speaks very fluently in Cantonese

I don't understand a single thing. =.=||

Depress cuz mamak can speak cantonese, and i cannot.
Sad.

T.T

Can I cry?
lol.. so hai-ness

After that, I told him that I can't speak cantonese. So, we speak in mandarin. I was like, fulamak!!! His mandarin is very good.
He studied in chinese school till form 5.
No wonder he can speaks cantonese and mandarin very well.
Even Teh Mei Li oso can't speak mandarin well.. lol.

Friday, 1st May

2009-05-01T17:26:00.006+08:00

Oh Damn!

I woke at 5pm.. I slept through the whole day...
1 day wasted just like that.. =.=

Err.. but..
I think it is okay..
1 day wasted = 1 night gained..

Hehe..

Err.. What is this?

2009-04-30T23:09:00.001+08:00

I lukis lukis this wan juz now.. But.. i don't know what is this?
gek sei me =.=||

Kids Nowadays..

2009-04-30T06:32:00.003+08:00

blowjob? omgwtfbbq!!!

Watch too much adult movies

LOL.. This boy romantic than me.. D@mn!

hmm.. his kuku can stand already meh?

Fuyoooo!!! I oso kalah..

Haiz.. Kids nowadays.. *speechless*

My 1st drawing using adobe illustrator

2009-04-30T06:17:00.003+08:00

Spend 1 hour doing this.. :P
and of course with some references..
Click Here to learn more about adobe illustrator~

Photoshop Phailed!

2009-04-28T03:47:00.005+08:00

Click it to enlarge the picture.. :)

Nothing to do.. So i draw it using mspaint.. kinda sux..
Hope you enjoy it.. :)

Just before Digital Electronics 2 test..

2009-04-27T18:23:00.005+08:00

stress!!! stress!!! stress!!!

I really regret taking this course.. d@mn..
haha.. end up draw this comic strip.. :P

lol.. later i bcome keanu reeves in the matrix.. haha..

Random comic strip

2009-04-26T20:31:00.009+08:00

Taken from Lowyat.net : Kopitiam where you can get fresh lulz everyday..

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Edited myself by combining 2 comic strip into 1.. i know it is sux.. :P

some random comic strip.. one of my fav.. Pedobear!!

Should I or...

2009-04-24T20:02:00.004+08:00

recently..
a lot of things is running in my mind.. berlari-lari macam sampai beribu ribu km.. sampai i oso sakit kepala..
my results super teruk.. vry vry vry de teruk.. all nyawa nyawa ikan.. wtf is happening to me?? mayb it is my ee course.. mayb it is me.. mayb it is the life.. mayb it is the feng shui.. i don't know!

I been thinking about this since last semester.. bt i kept ignore it.. ignore punya ignore.. until 2day.. fulamak.. results.. d@mn teruk!!! whn my roomate told me my mark.. i don't really sad.. or happy.. i oni can smile and say.. erm.. what is the fullmark? wow.. really ah? abis la saya.. dapat half saja.. it seems like.. i already macam biasa to get such mark.. don't have the semangat tahap dewa to get dean list or get 4.0..

no more already.. unlike foundation.. i did have the semangat tahap dewa to get dean list..

so.. i don;t know what really affects my study.. i always tot it is dc++ or the internet.. not it isn't.. i like to sleep? << yeah.. but then this is from last time already i got this penyakit...
maybe i don't like what i'm studying now.. maybe..

I don't know what should i do now??

WHEN YOU SEE IT.. ngek ngek..

2009-04-24T02:47:00.004+08:00

Try find something inside there.. U will something tat is worth to see.. HEhee

My definition about Love + Kao Lui facts v1

2009-04-24T01:56:00.003+08:00

What is love in a relationship?

I used to ask myself what is love.. can love make me happy?
can love make me bcome a man.. Yeah.. i am da man!!
or having a girl can make people say.. WAH!! got gf edi ah.. super cool la u.. haiya,nt like me.. still single..
or.. eh.. amoi i dun like u edi.. u boring la.. pui.. dump u in tong sampah.. ok.. go find another one..

my gf ask me about this for the 1st time.. what do u understand about love?
omg.. i was like.. sh|t! (yeah. sh|t do happens).. it was tougher than my stupid network analysis or digital electronics subject.. n i always answer her.. er.. love ah? love la.. the heart shape.. i heart u.. u heart me lo.. tat is love.. then end up kena bomb...

then as time passes by..
again.. my gf ask me.. eh.. wat is love?
omg.. i was like.. wtf!!! (yeah.. fcuk do happens).. but then!!! i already understand moar about love.. so i answered her.. erm.. love.. is like a feeling.. where u care about someone else.. ok.. she is satisfy with my answer.. n again.. she seems not satisfy..

again.. as my bulu tambah bcome moar..
and again.. my gf ask me.. eh.. what is love?
omg.. i was like.. sh|t!! (yeah.. sh|t do happens twice).. but now.. ngek ngek.. i already fully understand about love..

Love actually is a feeling.. a feeling tat u hav an affection towardss oneself.. a feeling that.. u want to know moar about her.. a feeling that i muz take care about her.. a feeling that,nothing bad can happens to her.. a feeling that she must always be happy..
to love is to give attention towards the one u love.. what she does, u react to it.. what she hates, u react to it.. what she likes, u react to it.. what she sh|t, u sh|t to it..

let me summarize in standard english..
You will have a vry caring respond towards each and every action of them. What r tey doing, how are them and wer they are at the moment? All these things always tune particular caring thoughts for them.

some may say..
ada wang, ada amoi..
let me tell u.. pak u if u think like tat.. unless u find those girl yang love ur money, and u love to hav sex with them.. then tat 1 i no comment la.. psst.. actually i oso wish to bcome a rich guy and surrounded by girls.. :P

ok back to the topic..
u tink girl can be bought with moneh? eg.. ok.. i think i should buy this dress for her.. sure she will accept me bcome her bf wan.. cuz i spend a lot of moneh buying that dress!!!! no.. seriously.. u will make that girl vry vry uneasy.. sudah la u bukan dia punya boyfren.. tiba2 kasi benda benda cam ni..
beli barang for a girl that belum jadi ur gf is ok.. but then.. don't buy until too over.. if u wan spend money on her.. why don't just u ajak her out.. go yumcha 2gether.. it is like killing 2 birds with 1 stone.. u spend ur money on her+u can talk with her.. rather than u buy stuff for her.. she takes.. ok.. done.. abis cerita..

ok tat is all for now.. goin to continue in v2..

fourdonutsmakemesick

2009-04-20T02:59:00.000+08:00

Hi.

I hate four donuts.
I hate HSE.
I hate Moral.

Fcuk them all..

kthxbye.