Zui ai ni de ren she wo~~~~~~~~

Dayyumm! I am currently addicted to this song.

EDMEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ironman Jv

Just woke up after 6 hours of sleep.

Damn, I can say this is the first in my life, I become a real real nerd. Even nerded than nerd suppose to be. Since Wednesday till Friday 6.30pm, I only slept like around 5 hours due to studies and labs. I still can remember my longest sleep during that fukup period is on Friday around 2am to 4.30am which is only 2 and a half hours. Other than that, just only 10 to 20 minutes nap. Fml.

Btw, honestly, (fuck, here comes the sentimental jv) I had this weird feeling, donno how to describe this feeling, some sort of pure satisfaction kind of feeling, experience it after assisting my friends in doing their reports.

AND FUCK YEAH! DRAGON NEST HERE I COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

OMG OMG

I OVERSLEPT AND MISSED MY LAB! DEM DEM DEM!!!!!!!!!
I hope I can replace it, or else I goin to cry like a baby girl. 5% of total CW. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

My life is really in mess now. Since Monday I didn't attend class, missed my test. Today, I woke up early to prepare for lab and I took my medicine. Then, I set my alarm both on handphone and PC with high volume to take a 20 minutes power nap. Then, the shit started.

Fuck.

Luckily yesterday, I was strong enough to see a doctor in zombie mode and asked for MC. And another fuck up thing happened I can't use my Shell Medical Card due to the fact that I am 21 above. Why am I 22 this year?! WHY! I have to pay rm50++ for the medicine. There goes my 1 week food allowance. T.T

Fuck the medicine, I almost bang a motorbike just now. I seriously dunno what happen, must be that cough and flu medicine made me high. Shit, I feel guilty, so sorry to that guy. I can proudly say that I still can drive well and even aware that there is an ant passing the road when I'm drunk, ask Agan if you don't believe. Fuck this medicine, no wonder during the old days I always heard people take cough syrup to make themselves high.

i-dono-wat-to-put-here

Damn! that person prefer go somewhere else after bugging me like that.

Seriously, I didn't expect the outcome.

It is like, I am expecting that I have a 2" penis and then I open my pants. Out of the blue, I saw a 11" penis.

Holy Mother GEEEEZUSS!

My penis's turn its head and look at me and said "Surprise!!!".

don't ask me how it turns its head.

Diusday

Today, really fukup. Can't sleep yesterday night, in dilemma. I admit myself not man enough to let her go. But, I can't forgive her. Dem! Jv should put all this madness to an end. Man up JV!

Today skip 2 classes. Too tired. But luckily I got the mood to go tutorial. At least the rasa bersalah kurang sikit. huhu.

And Today, I found something really fukup to the max. A GAY SHET on my car.

Dem, must be some trolls try do something funny. I saspek is that 2 guys in the living room. Seriously, the word "Love" on my car? It's like masturbating while looking at "lemon party". (don't google it, I warned you)

Happy Anniversary Jv

5 years had past. Today's date is the day we first met. I still remembered it really well.

The day we started to communicate.

She asked me:"Can I lend your hand for awhile?"

I answered:"No problem, why?"

She twisted my hand and I fell down.

HAHA, I was a bit fragile when I was still in form 5, quite a small size boy. There are many who don't believe it due to my body size now. :P

From that moment, a relationship was formed.

Too bad, everything has ended due to lies.

Burink

CIBAI LA, WHY TODAY SO SIBEH BORING. BORING TILL I FEEL LIKE DYING, BORING TILL SHIT OSO DUN WAN COME OUT. PUGIMA! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I CLICKED THE NEWPOST AND STARTED TO BLOG AGAIN! this proved that I have no life "again". no offence to other bloggers. different ppl, different view ma.

Hais. After gone thru a fukup period, I think my balls started to grow again. FM-previous-L. I FINALLY DARE TO ADD GIRLS IN MY FB! really fukup my previous life. Last time don't dare, if add 1 girl, 10 questions out. If add 10 girls, 100 questions out. CIBAI, can die 1 u know. FUHHH, I feel like I am masturbating for 10 freaking years, and finally ejaculated. The fuking pressure, climax all out. FUHH SIBEH SYIOK AHHHHHHH! dont jelly me.

kthxbai.

After a long long long hols..

Finally,
a few weeks or months of "funs" and "sads",
I settled down.

Not much to blog about..
So.. I just sui pian blog about what happen last few weeks.

Last week on the 4th, went to Michelle's place somewhere in Tropicana City which is somewhere in PJ.
I drove there with my baby gen2. still looking good.. yeah!!
Oh ya, not to forget to mention that I didn't sleep the whole night (not just to mention,cuz this point got link to another point later.. )
So, Me so vry tired leh.. sibeh tired.. somemore you know (the "you" only apply to kl-ians,pj-ians,aya-anyone-who-got-passby-puchong-ther-la-ians.) puchong there always got stupid jam and heavy traffic.
So, super stress la, cuz I seriously don't like traffic jam.. vry the shit.



=

traffic jam is shit

Thank God!! I managed to reach there safely, still alive..
and still can Blog about this shit.

Since I was vry tired that time, Michelle's mummy gave me try a product, called Innergize! a product from Reliv.

This product really good lor.. u see a.. I still can stay awake for another one nite till 4am

anyone want this product just contact me, i will give u the details.

Actually, I went there is to celebrate for her Bday.
We were having BBQ that time, it is a pool side party.. quite fun actually.
These are some of the pictures.


3 Babes, from left to right, Darwina, Michelle the bday girl and Jerelly.


Owh.. these 2 guys forget their name. LOL..

I didn't enter the pool that night, I chat with 3 people.
1st is Darwina's bf Nick, 2nd is Kyle, 3rd is Elaine. Nice guys n girls.

Actually that day,5th of July, is also the day I first met Melissa, my lao poh.

Ffuuuu King Bad Luck

Just now, Mel decided to go Starbucks to have our supper.
I don't understand, why she like Starbucks so much.
What is so special about Starbucks' coffees?


Just an-overpriced-coffee-which-makes-it-taste-sooooooo-good.



Paid rm50 for a Frapuccino, Java Chip, Marble Cheese Cake and an Ang-Moh-style-Karipuff.

Luckily not I pay... :P

Then go back.
Mel got my-grain so..
send her back to her hostel.
Me go find Hungker, Eric and Pitlord play red dots ( direct translation )

Ci the Bye..
I lost RM3.

Today match

Turkey vs Azerbajian

Bet on Turkey RM25 for the 1st half.
Then Bet RM50 again for the 2nd half.

Ci the Bye again!

The bookie cancelled the 2nd half bet.
So end up win RM25 only..


2nd Match

France vs Nigeria

Bet on France for RM50. France give 1 ball to Nigeria.
Ci the bye for the 3rd time.
France lose to Nigeria 1-0.

D#MNNNNN!!!!!
Home lose to an African team...
So the Ci Beeeeyyyeee!

Random

I finish playing God of War in ma psp!!

ole ole ol...






oh wait....







Ffuuuuu!!!
no more games to play edi..




Depressed..
Lonely..
Boredom..






oh wait....











go


YESH! I'm lovin it~

Love poem

Chatted v Debbie jus now.
Suddenly, we came up with a love poem.
LoL.
Vry spontaneous.




Rephrase and edit it bcome :


Boy: Honey, when you're smiling. My heart is melting.
Girl: You're sweet dear, I am happy as if I'm evaporating.
Boy: No! I'm crying as if it is raining!
I don't wanna lose you, my darling!

copyright protected

Haha..
Enjoy it~

Debbie and I are jz fren, so girls dun be sad. Lol.. joking~

For Teh Lulz on Pelak

Warning! may contains dirty/smelly/babau/rude words..






Stupid birds open loud speaker "cip cip" there.
make me woke at 6.30am.
so Fuh King early.

Don't know why,
Don't know how,
Suddenly think about the politics in Pelak.
which I can relate to the bird chipping earlier on.

Politician 1 : Oi! my mami bought me new bicycle.
Politician 2 : My mami oso bought me new bicycle is better than urs. NUB!
Politician 1 : FAK YEW!!! me new bicycle got turbo.
Politician 2 : CHEE BYE YEW!!! WHY FAK ME!! ur turbo no use la.. like got 2 big snail sucking air oni.
Politician 1 : NA BEH DE! *take pepper spray* *spray on politician 2 eyes* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NUBS!!!
Politician 2 : ARGHHH!! MY EYES!!! CANNOT C!!! CANNOT C LENG LUI LIAO!! CHEE BYE U!!!
Politician 2's mother : OI! KINASAI. WHY SPRAY my son's eyes.
Politican 1 : dunno.. i oni show my bicycle alarm key only ma..

pepper spray also can say is a alarm key.

*PeeDeeRaMen search google*
*found fourdonutsmakemesick.blogspot.com*

PeeDeeRM : Wah seh.. budak ni.. berani giler barbie ya..


*Knock knock on my door*

Jv : Oh my hensem god!!
PeeDeeRaMen : Nape awak post benda yg bukan2 ye?
Jv : Sorry.. main main je bang..
PeeDeeRaMen : MAIN MAIN? cai, apa lu mau saya buat sekarang?
Jv : Err.. sorry bang, tak tau bang.. betul-betul tak tau bang...
PeeDeeRaMen : haiz.. lu cai buat gua manyak susa dtg lumah u..
Jv : Oh.. tak suruh u datang rumah saya pun.
PeeDeeRaMen : OI!! lu jangan berani lin si lin si sama gua ah! mau kena ISA ka?
Jv : sorry bang, manyak manyak sorry bang! tau mau kena o.. nanti bini saya tiada makan, anak tiada susu o..
PeeDeeRaMen : lu ah.. manyak cakap.. sampai gua sindiri pun haus suda sekarang.. U TAU AH?!
Jv : *!!!* opps! manyak solly bang! saya blanja lu minum kopi o.. ok bo?
PeeDeeRaMen : ok.. baru bagus la ini macam.. lu pigi kereta saya, letak berapa manyak kopi lu boleh kasi, di tepi tayar kereta. ok?

kopi is peedeeramen favourite drink

Some people may think, "Wah this guy got steel balls ah.. so dare write tis type of things ah"
Err..
But the truth is..
Most people only dares to talk in the internet, when they come out in Real Life.
Steelballs become marshmellows, press abit oni edi lembik!

dun sue me, i sked..

Stupid Exam Week

Agghh!!!



All people started to count down, when they will finish their papers.
Bt..
I don't care about it anymore!

I only need to tahan for 1 week and 5 days.
B4 I go Miri to meet my most beloved.

I don't care bout exam anymore.

Later moral exam

IF I think about rubbish.



I will write R U B B I S H







IF I think about Teletubbies



I will write about Teletubbies.






IF I think about Lindsay Lohan


I will write about Lindsay Lohan

aw.. she's hawt..

IF I think about pokemon.



I will write about pokemon.







IF I think about sex.

aya! cannot write bout sex.. my OS no support porn.. Shi@t!!

Hot hot hot!!!!

God! I cried.
It is hot I must say.

Jv turn into a Jedi,"May the heat be with you"

Yo Dawg! I heard u like the heat.
So that we scream,"FuK U SUN" in yo ears
So you can burn while u burn.

Jv turn into black: "Sup dawg! don't look me like that cuz I'm black!"

These few days the weather is so so so !$@%$$ hot!!




Actually it is not bad if we have hot sun
under




a
beach






with






Hawt Chicks~

pheewiiittttt~!

A movie shooting in Tronoh

12pm just now,
I went to Tronoh to have my lunch.

Tronoh is a place located somewhere in between the highway from Ipoh to Lumut.
Where my university located too~

When entering Tronoh,
I saw a lot people gathering around 1 spot,
Car are not allow to enter.

So I went there to find out what is it.
Standing in one spot bside the a shop lot.

Neh.. you can the guy with white shirt waking towards the shop, beside the black thingy is Ah Niu, he wear the baju like Ah Pek, I think he acting in the movie too.


I did actually saw Ah Niu just in front of my eyes.
I think he was looking at me while talking to his crew.

In Ah Niu mind : "I think I just saw a potential actor"

Crew checking the camera.

In a pasar pagi scene.





Er.
Taken by Film Gear.

I try to find out what movie they are shooting.
And went around asking my frens.

Sue Jane said the title of the movie is got many chinese words one.

Oh okay..

Monday blues

Woke up at 6.30am.
Slept the whole night.
I planned to wake at 2.00am to continue my study.

nerd cat is nerding

Sadly,
After chatting with my gf on the phone,
Started to have flu and fever.
So sleep lo.

So, juz now went to mamak tapau food for my breakfast.
I tapau-ed,
My all-time favourite roti,




Roti


+

Sardin


=




Roti Sardin!!!













Opps!! haven't open yet. paiseh.. :P



Okay~

It's morphin time!
Jv! Nerd-saurus!!





Cheng cheng!!






Poof~!!!!





Want to go back nerding again.

Jv, one of the mighty morphin power rangers.

Happy Mother's Day

It is a day for my mother,
and your mother,
But, I didn't call her,
Only sms je,
Cuz, I very paiseh talk bout this punyer.

Edgar bagitau me that he called his mother.
But, I cooler,
Cuz, I tell my mum that I love her,
Because, it is hard to say these 3 words to ur own mother,

For some people la..
Especially me. :P

Study week. - SiBehCial version -

IT IS CATURDAY!!!!

Today,
I woke up at 6.00am

Berus gigi, minum air, cuci muka.

Then.


Study.

study is seriuz business

After study for few hours,

My eyes suddenly become @@.

@@ eyes is scary.

Go back to sleep again want to have "sec" with my princess in my dream. :P

Then woke up again.
Went to Ipoh's Tesco there cut hair.


Then then..
Edgar, Debbie and me go Big Apple makan donuts.




Debbie got the coupon.
Buy 12 free 6.

So each of us plan to eat 4 pieces each.
and the free 6 donuts is for Gary.

Omg.
I ate 4 donuts and a half.

-.-

4 donuts and a half really make me sick.

I feel like my stomach got some kind of reaction.
4 donuts + H2O + CO2 + CB + KNN + CCB = i-dunno-wtf-is-it

In the other words,



My stomach is erupting like a Volcano.

But.
I phailed to erupt.

End up..
The 4 donuts and a half transform into something like chocolate cake.
and come-out like a dough.

Through

My arm look like the thing and the girl's thing.

Want to see that 4 donuts a half become a dough-like-thingy?



Ready?









Ready ma?









Ready la!!! Why close your eyes?










Aya.. Just open your eyes and see lar..











Sorry, I flushed.

You just got punk'd

ahakz!!

Ai yo yo!!!


My selipar Jipun cap S.U.N already putus.
No money to buy new pair. T.T
Tolong click click the ads.. so that I can buy a new pair of selipar jipun.

Haha.

This post maybe will be the last post for this study and exam week.
I have to start nerding already. @@

C ya soon in the next post.

5th day of study week -Punk'd Version-

Few nights before.
I chatted with Mei Li.

I forget about the other thing that I chatted with her.
But, this is only thing that I remember.

Don't know why my mouth so itchy.
Say that..


Jv : "U know that, Debbie and I already couple?"

Debbie has brown face but white body.

Mei Li (with her monkey laugh) : " Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaa!!"

monkey laugh is funny

Jv : " Really.."
" I accidentally kissed her "


" and said I love you "
" Debbie reply that she love me too "


Mei li still look like she doesn't believe.

Actually I planned just to let Mei Li called Debbie. Then Debbie will tell out the truth that she been punk'd.

That time, I left my room and headed to the cafe.
I met Debbie there.
Told her bout this.

But then.....

Debbie

her head ter-grow 2 tanduks.

also want to cheat Mei Li that we're couple edi.

So start lor..
Debbie act like she is scare and scold me cuz I told Mei Li.
Say, don't tell anyone.. especially Gary, cuz later Gary marah me..

Finally~
Mei Li believe!

Me and Debbie was like
LOL!!! wakakakakakakakaka!!

Debbie : " ngo ngo ngoooo~!! "

Jv (carrying Debbie) : " yeah.. She laugh like a pig"

Best thing tonight that we're not fighting~


Aiks..
Secondhand Serenade : Fall for you terkeluar pulak.

Ok.
Back to topic.
Best thing that night is, Mei Li actually sent a message to Debbie said that.
"Congratulation JV~"

Hi Mei Li, I bet u're reading this.
Sorry didn't thx you that night.
Cuz.
I was busy laughing!



Mei Li.
Thx U! for congratulating me..

and..








YOU JUST GOT

4th day of study week

It is


6.50am in the morning.
Same as yesterday, can't sleep.
I think bcome Batman liao.

Cheng! JV bcome a Batman!

I was helping my girlfriend to do her a cause and effect essay about Landslide.
9 paragraph, minimum 700 words.

Seriously, I don't like essay.

Spent around 1 hour finding info about landslide in the internet.
So, started to do the essay.
Then after the 5th paragraph,
Morning liao, I bcome sleepy.

Cheng! Jv bcome a normal err.. boy or man? man la.

But.
Out of the Blue..
3
2
1

KABOOM!!!


Cheng! Jv bcome an oldman.

So, I decided to go Bukit Kledang there makan DimSum.


B4.
Go Bank take money.
Cuz, wa bo lui~

Picture taken just outside the Bank.
My baby Gen-2 is in the picture too~

My xin yang yang wan to drink tea in the morning
When...
I'm in Oldman mode.

oldman mode is nice, i like