Warning! may contains dirty/smelly/babau/rude words..
Stupid birds open loud speaker "cip cip" there.
make me woke at 6.30am.
so Fuh King early.
Don't know why,
Don't know how,
Suddenly think about the politics in Pelak.
which I can relate to the bird chipping earlier on.
Politician 1 : Oi! my mami bought me new bicycle.
Politician 2 : My mami oso bought me new bicycle is better than urs. NUB!
Politician 1 : FAK YEW!!! me new bicycle got turbo.
Politician 2 : CHEE BYE YEW!!! WHY FAK ME!! ur turbo no use la.. like got 2 big snail sucking air oni.
Politician 1 : NA BEH DE! *take pepper spray* *spray on politician 2 eyes* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NUBS!!!
Politician 2 : ARGHHH!! MY EYES!!! CANNOT C!!! CANNOT C LENG LUI LIAO!! CHEE BYE U!!!
Politician 2's mother : OI! KINASAI. WHY SPRAY my son's eyes.
Politican 1 : dunno.. i oni show my bicycle alarm key only ma..
pepper spray also can say is a alarm key.
Politician 2 : My mami oso bought me new bicycle is better than urs. NUB!
Politician 1 : FAK YEW!!! me new bicycle got turbo.
Politician 2 : CHEE BYE YEW!!! WHY FAK ME!! ur turbo no use la.. like got 2 big snail sucking air oni.
Politician 1 : NA BEH DE! *take pepper spray* *spray on politician 2 eyes* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NUBS!!!
Politician 2 : ARGHHH!! MY EYES!!! CANNOT C!!! CANNOT C LENG LUI LIAO!! CHEE BYE U!!!
Politician 2's mother : OI! KINASAI. WHY SPRAY my son's eyes.
Politican 1 : dunno.. i oni show my bicycle alarm key only ma..
pepper spray also can say is a alarm key.
*PeeDeeRaMen search google*
*found fourdonutsmakemesick.blogspot.com*
PeeDeeRM : Wah seh.. budak ni.. berani giler barbie ya..
*Knock knock on my door*
Jv : Oh my hensem god!!
PeeDeeRaMen : Nape awak post benda yg bukan2 ye?
Jv : Sorry.. main main je bang..
PeeDeeRaMen : MAIN MAIN? cai, apa lu mau saya buat sekarang?
Jv : Err.. sorry bang, tak tau bang.. betul-betul tak tau bang...
PeeDeeRaMen : haiz.. lu cai buat gua manyak susa dtg lumah u..
Jv : Oh.. tak suruh u datang rumah saya pun.
PeeDeeRaMen : OI!! lu jangan berani lin si lin si sama gua ah! mau kena ISA ka?
Jv : sorry bang, manyak manyak sorry bang! tau mau kena o.. nanti bini saya tiada makan, anak tiada susu o..
PeeDeeRaMen : lu ah.. manyak cakap.. sampai gua sindiri pun haus suda sekarang.. U TAU AH?!
Jv : *!!!* opps! manyak solly bang! saya blanja lu minum kopi o.. ok bo?
PeeDeeRaMen : ok.. baru bagus la ini macam.. lu pigi kereta saya, letak berapa manyak kopi lu boleh kasi, di tepi tayar kereta. ok?
kopi is peedeeramen favourite drink
Some people may think, "Wah this guy got steel balls ah.. so dare write tis type of things ah"
Err..
But the truth is..
Most people only dares to talk in the internet, when they come out in Real Life.
Steelballs become marshmellows, press abit oni edi lembik!
*found fourdonutsmakemesick.blogspot.com*
PeeDeeRM : Wah seh.. budak ni.. berani giler barbie ya..
*Knock knock on my door*
Jv : Oh my hensem god!!
PeeDeeRaMen : Nape awak post benda yg bukan2 ye?
Jv : Sorry.. main main je bang..
PeeDeeRaMen : MAIN MAIN? cai, apa lu mau saya buat sekarang?
Jv : Err.. sorry bang, tak tau bang.. betul-betul tak tau bang...
PeeDeeRaMen : haiz.. lu cai buat gua manyak susa dtg lumah u..
Jv : Oh.. tak suruh u datang rumah saya pun.
PeeDeeRaMen : OI!! lu jangan berani lin si lin si sama gua ah! mau kena ISA ka?
Jv : sorry bang, manyak manyak sorry bang! tau mau kena o.. nanti bini saya tiada makan, anak tiada susu o..
PeeDeeRaMen : lu ah.. manyak cakap.. sampai gua sindiri pun haus suda sekarang.. U TAU AH?!
Jv : *!!!* opps! manyak solly bang! saya blanja lu minum kopi o.. ok bo?
PeeDeeRaMen : ok.. baru bagus la ini macam.. lu pigi kereta saya, letak berapa manyak kopi lu boleh kasi, di tepi tayar kereta. ok?
kopi is peedeeramen favourite drink
Some people may think, "Wah this guy got steel balls ah.. so dare write tis type of things ah"
Err..
But the truth is..
Most people only dares to talk in the internet, when they come out in Real Life.
Steelballs become marshmellows, press abit oni edi lembik!
dun sue me, i sked..
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